My waist can probably fit into your hands. I would consider Rajnikanth a God if I wasn’t in a monotheistic religion. I think Sabrina Kamaruddin is a big fat liar- if you don’t believe me, just wait until her bra catches fire! I have never even watched Good Morning Vietnam, but I studied about the Vietnam War in high school. I am Indian by birth, Malaysian by choice, a Research student, anti-establishmentarianism believer and capable of reciting the alphabet backwards. One of these statements is a lie.
What is not a lie however, is my impending excitement and uncontained joy at being able to go around shaking hands with everyone, saying in my most controlled voice, ‘This is your Editor-in-Chief speaking. It is now safe to stop worrying about orgotten commas and misplaced spelling misteaks’. Yes, misteaks. Yes, misplaced.
And kindly remember, those with bad grammar will be shooted.
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